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Old Jul 06, 2006, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #4321
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*rolles eyes"guys... glad I'm not one"*
*leaves after finishing her pepsi/coke/brown carbonated water*
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Old Jul 07, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45   #4322
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*sips beer*
*looks at new guy*
*shrugs*
*sips beer*
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Old Jul 07, 2006, 10:53 AM // 10:53   #4323
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*wonders what the hell is going on here*
*shrugs*
*breaks a pool cue on I pwnd U's paper bag*
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Old Jul 07, 2006, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #4324
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*pulls out a rubber chicken*
*hits Stixxx with it*
*runs away*
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Old Jul 07, 2006, 08:57 PM // 20:57   #4325
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*ambush*
*uses 10000 needles on random person*
*escape*
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Old Jul 08, 2006, 04:41 AM // 04:41   #4326
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<---not aformentioned random person
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Old Jul 08, 2006, 04:53 AM // 04:53   #4327
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*looks at the random person next to him*
*sees its the formetioned Doomlord Slayermann*
*gives him a beer*
*sips beer*
*beats Stixxx down with a beer bottle*
*sips beer*
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Old Jul 08, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59   #4328
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Drinks beer
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Old Jul 08, 2006, 08:49 AM // 08:49   #4329
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*walks into the bar asking for a tequila*
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Old Jul 08, 2006, 01:28 PM // 13:28   #4330
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*walk in then relize that there are no dancers or drugs to be sold*
*turn to walk out but doesn't*
*turn around again*
*passed out because of the G-force*
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Old Jul 09, 2006, 10:04 AM // 10:04   #4331
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*runs back in*
*sits down*
*orders a beer*
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Old Jul 09, 2006, 03:12 PM // 15:12   #4332
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*spikes his beer*
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Old Jul 09, 2006, 08:03 PM // 20:03   #4333
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*continues to drink Labbatt's while sitting in the hot tub with these females wearing the "Girls Gone Wild" t-shirts
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #4334
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*realizes he hasn't been to the bar in a month*
*orders a beer*
"These used to be stronger...."
*orders a beer*
*orders a beer*
*orders a beer*
*orders a beer*
*chugs*
*10 minutes later..*
"Have I ever told you guys the time where I started up an emu farm!"
*passes out*
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 02:38 AM // 02:38   #4335
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*sips his long island iced tea*

Not much fighting going on o.o
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19   #4336
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Takes Opeth and eats his intestines out, then sprays bullets from Uzis while eating.

Violent enough for ya?
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 05:21 AM // 05:21   #4337
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Not really :/

*kicks your glass of beer over*
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 05:29 AM // 05:29   #4338
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Takes shards of broken glass
Rams shards into Opeth's throat at odd angles
Pushes down on head to make blood squirt
Uses Opeth as a squirt gun
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 02:37 PM // 14:37   #4339
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*gives my spiked beer to doomlord for killing Opeth*
*watches him drinks it*
*does my evil laugh when he collapses*
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Old Jul 10, 2006, 02:46 PM // 14:46   #4340
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Gets back up
Nails you in the eyes with Opeth squirt gun
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